2 Pianos 4 Hands

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TED: I want you to devote yourself to the performance 	TED and RICHARD are on stage with two pianos	
of classical music from now until you're 17 years old.		
RICHARD: 17?		
TED: That's how old I was when I quit.		
TED: What's the word that spells the spaces in the treble clef? 		
RICHARD: Face		
TED: The bass clef?		
RICHARD: All cows eat grass.		
TED: Lines in the treble clef?		
RICHARD: Every good boy deserves fudge.		
RICHARD: Sister Loyola?		
TED: No, you can't have any fudge, dear.		
TED: Did you practice it all this week?		
RICHARD: Half an hour every day Mr. Morton		
TED: You included that piece in your practicing?		
RICHARD: Do you want to become a classical musician?		
TED: Yes sir of course I do sir.		
RICHARD: Why?		
TED: We're the best piano players in the country.		
RICHARD: No we're not.		
RICHARD: Six months we've been working on this piece!		
You're gonna go from there to the end, or I'm gonna kill you!		
RICHARD: You're starting to have some fun now aren't you?		
TED: Ya!		
RICHARD: But you're still not doing it  right.		
RICHARD: Didn't your teacher explain 		
this to you?		
TED: Didn't  your old teacher teach about fingering?		
RICHARD: Didn't your last teacher teach you about time signatures?		
TED: Well sort of I guess.		
RICHARD: Didn't she makes sure that you		
understood the concept of time?		
TED: Whoa.